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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 1

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

There is always death and taxes, however death doesn't get worse every year.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,you grow old because you stopped laughing

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 2

I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 3

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

Quit griping about your church if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man till he is dead. So why should you?

Age is a matter of mind; If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises'
are just sitting on the premises.

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 4

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has holds this country back as much as committees

Funny how we set our clocks to arise at 5:00am to be at the job by 7:30, yet when Sunday comes we can't get to church for 11:00am to praise the one who gave us the jobs!

Funny how we call God our Father and Jesus our brother, but find it hard to introduce them to our family.

Funny how we demand justice for others, but expect mercy from God

Funny how much difficulty some have learning the gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is to understand and explain the latest gossip about someone else

Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend

Funny how people want God to answer their prayers, but refuse to listen to His counsel

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 5

Funny how people think they are going to Heaven but don't think there is a Hell.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil and suffering in the world,but it is not necessary to thank Him for what is good and pleasant

Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a total stranger when we are lost, but are hesitant to take God's direction for our lives.

Funny how small our sins seem, but how big 'their' sins are

Funny how when something goes wrong, we cry, 'Lord, why me?' but when something goes right, we think, 'Hey,it must be me!

Big shots are little shots who just keep shooting

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 6

Half of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.

Success comes in cans, not in can'ts.

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.

Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Happiness is not how much you have, but how much you enjoy it.

The mind is like a parachute. It only works when open.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 8

Love waits!

There is no greater invitation to love, than loving first.

Obstacles are what you see, when you take your eyes off the goal.

We accomplish in proportion to what we attempt.

We each need the maturity to recognize that the things that we share are far more important than the disagreements we have.

A man who can smile when things go wrong, has thought of someone he can blame.

God does not call people as a favor, but because He has something for them to do.

Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 9

The perfect love would be one that gives all and expects nothing in return. For if one expects nothing, and asks nothing, they can never be deceived or disappointed. It is only when love demands that it brings on pain.

I used be an idealist, until I got mugged by reality.

God Loves You! Enough Said!

Some people have enough religion to make them hate but not enough to make them love.

Be not afraid of moving slowly; Be afraid of standing still.

Those who say it can't be done, are usually interrupted by others doing it.

You don't know where you are going, if you are always looking back.

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Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 10

We all have stumbling blocks. What is most important is turning them into stepping stones.

Happiness is the illusion that things are not as crazy as they really are.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

How often do I desire something, and that something is already there in my heart.

When you can't solve a problem, manage it!

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care!

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

Inspirational Thought For The Day - Week 11

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. (John 15:13 KJV)

Politeness is making company feel at home, when you wish they were.

It is easier to fight for ones principles, than to live up to them.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

People who wait until the eleventh hour to call on Jesus, usually die at 10:59.

People are lonely, because they build walls instead of bridges.

He who does not hope to win, has already lost.

Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do.


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